The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents


THE 2020 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!Worms Gotta Eat
Bob Dole
Chuck Yeager
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Hugh Downs
Kirk Douglas (1)
Larry Storch
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Olivia Newton-John
John "Sonny" Franzese Sr. (3)
Bill Cosby
Joy Behar
Jane Fonda

#DeathSentence
Christopher Plummer
Michael J. Fox
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jim Lovell
James Tolkan
Joe Arpaio
Jimmy Carter
Pete Davidson
Betty White
Tom Brokaw
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson

#Reaper's Digest13
Alex Trebek
John Lewis
Chuck Yeager
Prince Philip
Pope Benedict XVI
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Olivia Newton-John
Vera Lynn (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Ozzy Osbourne
Stephen Sondheim
Beverly Cleary

(Formaldehyde Riders)
Bob Barker
Abdullah The Butcher
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Dole
Don Shula (5)
Chris Watts
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Alex Trebek
John Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Ed Asner

AAAASSHATS
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Lindsey Graham
Dick Cheney
Mike Pence
Devin Nunes
***Not A Celebrity***
Matt Gaetz
Rush Limbaugh
Scott Walker
Paul Ryan
Grover Norquist
Newt Gingrich

Abe Vigoda Memorial All-Stars
Kirk Douglas (1)
Queen Elizabeth II
Hugh Downs
Henry Kissinger
Dick Van Dyke
Prince Philip
Bob Newhart
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Carl Reiner
John Lewis
Olivia de Havilland
Nichelle Nichols

Abracadaver
Bob Barker
Katherine Jackson
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn (1)
Javier Perez de Cuellar (1)
Charles Osgood
Teri Garr
Sumner Redstone
Kirk Douglas (1)
Luke Halpin
Pierre Cardin
Alex Trebek
Jimmy Carter

Adam West Memorial Choir
Val Kilmer
Burt Ward
John Astin
Joan Collins
Glynis Johns
Julie Newmar
Lee Meriwether
Barbara Rush
Jill St. John
Lyle Waggoner (4)
Michael Caine
Tommy Lee Jones
Jack Nicholson

Adios Amigos
Alex Trebek
John Lewis
Olivia Newton-John
Joanne Woodward
Bob Dole
Barbara Walters
Loretta Lynn
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Eva Marie Saint
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Harry Reid

Alfred Lord Heinous
Olivia Newton-John
John Szeles
***Not A Celebrity***
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Terry Jones (1)
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Alex Trebek
Eddie Van Halen
Ozzy Osbourne
***Not A Celebrity***
Greta Thunberg

All Aboard Those Going Below
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Barbara Walters
Marge Champion
Norman Lear
Glynis Johns
Buzz Aldrin
Larry King
Hugh Downs

And Then There Was One. . .
Otis Williams
Barry Gibb
Don Everly
Brian Wilson
Bill Medley
Michelle Phillips
Cher
Tina Turner
Dean Torrence
Sam Moore
Richard Carpenter
Valerie Simpson
Carl Palmer

Annie's Oakley's XVIII -
XVII with Bullet!
Alex Trebek
Hosni Mubarak (3)
Olivia Newton-John
Prince Philip
Loretta Lynn
Kenny Rogers (3)
Kirk Douglas (1)
Sumner Redstone
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Norman Lloyd
Pope Benedict XVI


Another One Bites The Dust
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Betty White
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
Norman Lloyd
Cloris Leachman
Jimmy Carter
Pope Benedict XVI
Alex Trebek
Jean Kennedy Smith (5)


Architects Deathwish 2020
Jimmy Carter
Brigitte Bardot
Lindsay Lohan
Prince Philip
Angela Lansbury
Olivia de Havilland
Alex Trebek
Dick Van Dyke
Kirk Douglas (1)
Yoko Ono
Katherine Jackson
Heather Locklear
Queen Elizabeth II

Ashes To Ashes
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Bill Cosby
Carl Reiner
Bob Barker
Christopher Plummer
Phil Spector
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Stephen Sondheim
Quincy Jones
Ron Jeremy
Ted Turner

At Room Temperature
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Shannon Doherty
Kirk Douglas (1)
Alex Trebek
Jimmy Carter
Regis Philbin
June Lockhart
Pierre Cardin
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Loretta Lynn
Hal Holbrook
Olivia Newton-John

Beat The Odds
Kirk Douglas (1)
Terry Jones (1)
Bob Barker
Iris Apfel
Jimmy Carter
Bill Cosby
Mel Brooks
Carl Reiner
Jerry Stiller (1)
Larry Storch
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Glynis Johns

Begone!
Olivia de Havilland
Glynis Johns
Angela Lansbury
Kirk Douglas (1)
Pierre Cardin
Alex Trebek
Helen Reddy
Larry Storch
Norman Lloyd
Beverly Cleary
Eva Marie Saint
Ennio Morricone
Raul Castro

Bow Your Head
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Barker
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Beverly Cleary
John Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Ric Flair
Vera Lynn (1)
Hugh Downs
Larry Storch

Bring Out Y'er Dead
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn (1)
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Olivia Newton-John
Heather Locklear
R. Kelly
Pete Davidson
Alan Dershowitz
David Attenborough
Val Kilmer
Ghislaine Maxwell

Cape Cadaver 2020
Bob Dole
Barbara Walters
Sean Connery
Buzz Aldrin
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Demi Lovato
Alex Trebek
Olivia Newton-John
John Lewis
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter

Copeland's Celebrity Cemetery
Larry King
Alex Trebek
Michael J. Fox
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas (1)
Beverly Cleary
Bob Barker
Olivia de Havilland
Christopher Plummer
Julie Andrews
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Cloris Leachman
Carl Reiner

DD's Death List
Jimmy Carter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Kirk Douglas (1)
Beverly Cleary
John Lewis
Alex Trebek
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Betty White
Olivia de Havilland
Paul Manafort
Olivia Newton-John
Barbara Walters

Dead As Dillinger
***Not A Celebrity***
Jimmy Carter
Bill Cosby
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Alex Trebek
Bernie Madoff
Harvey Weinstien
Bob Newhart
Gary Glitter
John Lewis
Pope Benedict XVI
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Dead Like Me!
Tim Curry
Burt Bacharach
Joni Mitchell
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Dole
Ed Asner
Doc Severinsen
Val Kilmer
Chuck Yeager
Harry Belafonte
Mel Brooks
Hugh Downs
Tommy Chong

Dead Pool Ghoul
Alex Trebek
Olivia Newton-John
Larry King
Kirk Douglas (1)
Barbara Walters
Eddie Van Halen
Joni Mitchell
Kenny Rogers (3)
Sidney Poitier
Betty White
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland
Yoko Ono

Dead Right Psychic
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn (1)
Kirk Douglas (1)
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Hugh Downs
Prince Philip
John Lewis
Bob Barker
Alex Trebek
Regis Philbin
Jimmy Carter

DeadBeat Dwayne
Kirk Douglas (1)
Cloris Leachman
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
June Lockhart
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn (1)
Ethel Kennedy
Norman Lloyd
Norman Lear
Burt Bacharach
Henry Kissinger
Hal Holbrook

Deadly Duo
Dick Van Dyke
Jimmy Carter
John Lewis
Kirk Douglas (1)
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Willie Nelson
Vera Lynn (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Alex Trebek
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Lil Wayne

Death Becomes Her
Andy Dick
Aaron Carter
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas (1)
Charlie Sheen
Michael J. Fox
Montel Williams
Betty White
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Dick Van Dyke
Cicely Tyson

Death March
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn (1)
Jimmy Carter
Barbara Walters
Al Jaffee
Hal Holbrook
Hugh Downs
June Lockhart
Bob Barker

Death Solves So Many Problems
Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas (1)
Carl Reiner
Hugh Downs
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
Tina Turner
Vera Lynn (1)
Tommy Lasorda
Henry Kissinger
Loretta Lynn
Norman Lear
Alex Trebek

Death To All
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Beverly Cleary
Alex Trebek
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas (1)
***Not A Celebrity***
Jimmy Carter
Bob Barker
Barbara Walters
Kenny Rogers (3)
Leon Spinks
Prince Philip

Die Die My Darling
Gloria Henry
Jimmy Carter
Diana Ross
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Barker
Gladys Knight
Roy Horn (5)
Olivia de Havilland
Larry King
Prince Philip
Olivia Newton-John
Celine Dion
Richard Simmons

Die, My Darlings, Die
Janis Paige
Leontyne Price
Estelle Parsons
Lee Grant
Vera Miles
Glynis Johns
Eva Marie Saint
Arlene Dahl
Jaye P. Morgan
Abby Dalton
Prunella Scales
June Lockhart
Jane Withers

Dr. Death List
Teri Garr
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Olivia Newton-John
Prince Philip
Alex Trebek
Jimmy Carter
Tina Turner
Tom Brokaw
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Beverly Cleary
Norman Lloyd

Dr. Evil
Carl Reiner
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Beverly Cleary
Sidney Poitier
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Hugh Downs
Bob Dole
Charles Osgood
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Alex Trebek

Dumpster Fire
Sandy Koufax
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Clint Eastwood
Johnny Depp
Charlie Sheen
Courtney Love
Donald Trump
Val Kilmer
Bill Cosby
Pete Davidson

Dust2Dust
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lloyd
Gloria Henry
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Larry King
Katherine Jackson
Jimmy Carter
John Lewis
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
David Prowse
Bob Newhart

Et Tu Corpus
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
G. Gordon Liddy
Barbara Walters
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lloyd
Sumner Redstone
Olivia de Havilland
Hugh Downs
Larry King
Alex Trebek
Jimmy Carter

Eternity Tours
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
Alex Trebek
Henry Kissinger
Carl Reiner
Diana Serra Cary (3)
Bob Barker
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lear
Kirk Douglas (1)
Little Richard (1)
Prince Philip
Tony Bennett

Everlasting Lifelessness
John Lewis
Katherine Jackson
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Little Richard (1)
Larry King
Pope Benedict XVI
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Alex Trebek
Prince Philip
Bobby Knight
Kirk Douglas (1)
Ernest Angley

Exoendo Zuzubar fight FAKE NEWS!
Prunella Scales
Al Jaffee
Norman Lloyd
Diana Serra Cary (3)
Olivia de Havilland
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Alex Trebek
Beverly Cleary
Javier Perez de Cuellar (1)
Marge Champion
Ernest Angley
Kirk Douglas (1)
Vera Lynn (1)

Food For Worms
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Vera Lynn (1)
James Earl Jones
Jimmy Carter
Norman Lloyd
Prince Philip
Norman Lear
Larry King
Al Jaffee
Carl Reiner
Michael Moore
James Randi

From Here to Eternity
Harry Belafonte
June Lockhart
Don Murray
Honor Blackman (3)
Jimmy Carter
Willie Nelson
Henry Kissinger
Joni Mitchell
Shecky Greene
Bob Newhart
Joyce Randolph
Barbara Walters
George Shultz

Future Wormwood 2020
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas (1)
Vera Lynn (1)
Tommy Chong
Jimmy Carter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Loretta Lynn
Pierre Cardin
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
Beverly Cleary
Norman Lloyd

Geritol Gangsters
Alex Trebek
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
Diana Serra Cary (3)
George Shultz
Hugh Downs
Javier Perez de Cuellar (1)
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas (1)
Marge Champion
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn (1)

Ghouls Rush In!!
Jerry Lee Lewis
Prince Philip
Pete Davidson
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
John Madden
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Desmond Tutu
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Alex Trebek
Barbara Walters
David Attenborough

Glupo Celebrity Zombija
Bob Barker
Olivia Newton-John
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Hal Holbrook
Vera Lynn (1)
Jimmy Carter
Eddie Van Halen
Alex Trebek
Betty White
Jim Kelly
Norman Lloyd
Carl Reiner

Going Postal Mortem
Alex Trebek
Pat Sajak
Beverly Cleary
Jimmy Carter
Ed Asner
Harvey Weinstien
Val Kilmer
Nick Nolte
Kirk Douglas (1)
Lamar Odom
Yoko Ono
Larry King
Betty White

Gone With the Pulse
Bob Newhart
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Olivia Newton-John
Alex Trebek
Norman Lear
Mel Brooks
Jerry Stiller (1)
Carl Reiner
Henry Kissinger
Bob Dole

Gone With The Worms
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Robert Clary
Norman Lloyd
Gavin Macleod
Jimmy Carter
Larry Storch
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
June Lockhart

Good Looking Corpses
Jack Nicholson
Alex Trebek
Henry Kissinger
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Hal Holbrook
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia Newton-John
Angela Lansbury
June Lockhart
David Crosby

Grabberlime
Marge Champion
Burt Bacharach
Christopher Plummer
Olivia de Havilland
Quincy Jones
Vera Lynn (1)
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lloyd
Gordon Lightfoot
Eva Marie Saint
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
***Not A Celebrity***
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Graveyard Smashers
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Beverly Cleary
Carl Reiner
Bob Barker
Hugh Downs
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Alex Trebek
Norman Lear
Jerry Stiller (1)
Joni Mitchell

Grim Bullette'
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Bob Newhart
Hugh Downs
Jane Withers
Vera Lynn (1)
Betty Lynn
Jimmy Carter
Norman Lloyd
June Lockhart
Carl Reiner
Kirk Douglas (1)

Grim McGraw
Ed Asner
Robert Redford
Dick Van Dyke
Kim Novak
Loretta Lynn
Diana Serra Cary (3)
Eva Marie Saint
Chuck Yeager
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Barry Manilow
Olivia Newton-John
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Grim Reaper's Waiting Room
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Beverly Cleary
John Lewis
Carl Reiner
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
***Not A Celebrity***
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn (1)
Larry King
Bob Dole
Tekashi 6ix9ine

Grim Reaptress On Grim
Prince Philip
Angela Lansbury
Lindsay Lohan
Louis Farrakhan
Charlie Sheen
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
***Not A Celebrity***
Prince Andrew
Kevin Spacey
William Daniels
Tony Bennett
Cher
Tom Seaver

Groovy Ghoulies
Prince Philip
John Lewis
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
Angela Lansbury
Betty Lynn
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas (1)
Pope Benedict XVI
Jimmy Carter
Olivia Newton-John
Ruth Westheimer
Dick Van Dyke

Gump's Death Squad
Alex Trebek
Don Larsen (4)
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Betty White
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Tom Brokaw
Bob Barker
John Lewis

Homeward Bound
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jimmy Carter
Desmond Tutu
Ethel Kennedy
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Willie Mays
Tom Brokaw
Whitey Ford
Bob Barker
Eva Marie Saint
Quincy Jones
Alex Trebek

Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee
Prince Philip
John Lewis
***Not A Celebrity***
Alex Trebek
Tom Brokaw
Jimmy Carter
Harry Reid
Olivia Newton-John
Kirk Douglas (1)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
John Madden
Bill Cosby
Rob Reiner

I Like Monkeys
Joyce Randolph
Kirk Douglas (1)
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Whitey Ford
Beverly Cleary
Jerry Stiller (1)
Jimmy Carter
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
Chuck Yeager
Tommy Lasorda
Vera Lynn (1)

I See Dead People
Tommy Lasorda
Kirk Douglas (1)
Alex Trebek
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Bill Cosby
Norman Lear
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Barker
Jackie Mason
Ed Asner
Dick Van Dyke
Cloris Leachman

If He Dies, He Dies
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
John Lewis
Bob Dole
Regis Philbin
Vera Lynn (1)
Mikhail Gorbachev
David Prowse
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Olivia de Havilland

It's Time To Sleep
Kirk Douglas (1)
Dick Van Dyke
Sidney Poitier
Hugh Downs
Peter Marshall
Alex Trebek
Gloria Henry
Bob Dole
George Maharis
Olivia de Havilland
Larry Storch
Harry Belafonte
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Jersey Ice
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Henry Kissinger
Larry Storch
Angela Lansbury
Luise Rainer (Died 12/30/14)
Harry Belafonte
Shecky Greene
Alex Trebek
Tommy Lasorda

Joanne's Flatliners
***Not A Celebrity***
Harry Reid
John Lewis
Bob Dole
Tina Turner
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy Carter
Alex Trebek
Donald Trump
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn (1)

Just Dropping Like Flies
Larry King
Sean Connery
Charlie Sheen
Pope Francis
Michael J. Fox
Jack Osbourne
Prince Philip
Dick Van Dyke
Bob Dole
Leon Spinks
Henry Kissinger
Harry Belafonte
Honor Blackman (3)

Just Kill Me Now
Sheldon Adelson
Bernie Ebbers (5)
Estelle Harris
Ian Holm (5)
Don Larsen (4)
John Lewis
Sacheen Littlefeather
Joseph Lowery (5)
Peter Max
Ennio Morricone
Olivia Newton-John
Leon Spinks
Joanne Woodward

KeyMaster
Alan Alda
Woody Allen
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jimmy Carter
George Shultz
Mikhail Baryshnikov
Dick Smothers
Tom Smothers
Hugh Downs
Ruth Buzzi
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bob Newhart

KillThemWithKindness
Kevin Spacey
Prince Andrew
Bryan Singer
Harvey Weinstien
Ghislaine Maxwell
R. Kelly
***Not A Celebrity***
Charlie Sheen
Olivia Newton-John
Heather Locklear
Justin Bieber
Queen Elizabeth II
David Attenborough

Knocking on Heaven's Door Memorial (Dave Heller)
Sidney Poitier
Harry Belafonte
Little Richard (1)
Sean Connery
Joan Kennedy
Norman Lloyd
Loretta Lynn
Pete Davidson
Shannon Doherty
Jerry Stiller (1)
Carl Reiner
Stephen Sondheim
Angela Lansbury

Lifeless Joe Jackson
Norman Lloyd
Charles Osgood
Marge Champion
Olivia de Havilland
Jane Powell
Kirk Douglas (1)
Vera Lynn (1)
Ronnie Schell
Alex Trebek
Joey Heatherton
Glynis Johns
Betty White
Herman Wouk (Died 5/17/19)

Martha Pearl
Desmond Tutu
Bob Dole
Eddie Van Halen
Jimmy Carter
Katherine Jackson
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Olivia Newton-John
Pope Benedict XVI
Prince Philip
Bernie Madoff
Terry Jones (1)

Metsie 62
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Barbara Walters
Kirk Douglas (1)
Alex Trebek
John Lewis
Whitey Ford
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Ethel Kennedy
Olivia Newton-John
June Lockhart
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter

Mirax Darkheart
Alex Trebek
Jimmy Carter
Gale Sayers
John Lewis
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Terry Jones (1)
Vera Lynn (1)
Norman Lloyd
Loretta Lynn
Javier Perez de Cuellar (1)

Morgue to Follow
Stephen Stills
Hal Holbrook
Norman Lear
Prince Philip
Hugh Downs
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Richard Simmons
Larry Storch
Glynis Johns

Morguenolia Blossom Lee
Vera Miles
Joyce Bulifant
Peter Marshall
Conrad Janis
Angus Young
Kirk Douglas (1)
Hal Holbrook
Roger Mudd
Chuck Yeager
Eva Marie Saint
Buzz Aldrin
Carl Reiner
Joyce Randolph

Newton?s (K)now It Alls
John Lewis
Kirk Douglas (1)
Prince Philip
Stephen Sondheim
Teri Garr
Quincy Jones
Aaron Carter
Elliott Gould
Morgan Freeman
Cicely Tyson
James Earl Jones
Betty White
Jimmy Carter

No Particular Reason
Lamar Odom
Chevy Chase
David Dinkins
Robert Wagner
Sandra Day O'Connor
Dabney Coleman
Henry Kissinger
Carole Cook
Angela Lansbury
George Wendt
Buzz Aldrin
Norman Lear
Peter Marshall

Not Dead Yet
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
John Lewis
Alex Trebek
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Barbara Walters
Chuck Yeager
Angela Lansbury
Norman Lloyd
David Prowse
Jimmy Carter

No-Talent Ass-Clowns
Pope Benedict XVI
Carl Reiner
Kirk Douglas (1)
Iris Apfel
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Beverly Cleary
Larry Storch
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Barbara Walters
Vera Lynn (1)
Olivia de Havilland

Oldest Celebrities 96-105
Norman Lloyd
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Vera Lynn (1)
Marge Champion
George Shultz
Prince Philip
Al Jaffee
Hugh Downs
Carl Reiner
Larry Storch
Rhonda Fleming

Out To Meet Their Maker
Bob Barker
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Prince Philip
Vin Scully
Pope Benedict XVI
Chuck Yeager
Ethel Kennedy
Bob Dole
Al Jaffee
June Lockhart

Pat's Plotted Picks
Julie Newmar
Kirk Douglas (1)
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Larry Storch
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn (1)
Bobby Hull
Stuart Whitman (5)
Barbara Rush
Tony Bennett
***Not A Celebrity***
Orson Bean (5)
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Paul Berrer
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jimmy Carter
Prince Philip
Jackie Stallone
Leslie Phillips
Roger Corman
Robert Clary
Barbara Barrie
Iris Apfel
Janis Paige
John "Sonny" Franzese Sr. (3)
Sacheen Littlefeather

Peacefully In Her Sleep
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Ethel Kennedy
Pope Benedict XVI
Mel Brooks
Sean Connery
Bob Dole
Vera Lynn (1)
Gene Hackman
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Jimmy Carter
Robert Wagner

Pearly Gates
Willie Mays
Cloris Leachman
Ethel Kennedy
Helen Reddy
Bob Dole
Connie Stevens
Regis Philbin
Hal Holbrook
Pierre Cardin
Tim Curry
Estelle Parsons
Heather Locklear
Barbara Walters

Pickled Popularity
Jean Kasem
Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstien
Kevin Spacey
Matt Lauer
Al Franken
Jared Fogle
Bill Cosby
Stephen Collins
Charlie Rose
Robert Wagner
Robert Blake
O. J. Simpson

Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz
Pope Benedict XVI
John Szeles
Teri Garr
Tim Curry
Kirk Douglas (1)
Sumner Redstone
Regis Philbin
Larry Storch
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Alex Trebek
Prince Philip
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Political Graveyard
Walter Mondale
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Hosni Mubarak (3)
Queen Elizabeth II
Kim Jong Un
Bob Dole
Mikhail Gorbachev
Prince Philip
Raul Castro
Donald Trump
Dick Cheney
Nancy Pelosi

Rise of Muerto Gigante
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lloyd
Honor Blackman (3)
Henry Kissinger
Vera Lynn (1)
Jerry Lee Lewis
Alex Trebek
John Lewis
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Norman Lloyd
Edd Byrnes (5)
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Prince Philip
Dick Cheney
Burt Bacharach
Sean Connery
Dick Van Dyke
Emperor Akihito
David McCallum

SickPuppy_NOLA
Bob Barker
Hugh Downs
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Little Richard (1)
Dick Van Dyke
Loretta Lynn
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Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn (1)
Bob Newhart
James Randi
Joyce Randolph
Prince Philip

Sleeping With The Fishes
Joni Mitchell
Alex Trebek
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Willie Nelson
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Soulful Strut
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Loretta Lynn
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Prince Philip
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Stiff Competition
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Peter Cetera
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Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas (1)
Hugh Downs
Wavy Gravy
Hal Holbrook
Bob McGrath
Alex Trebek
Betty White

Team Dirt
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Beverly Cleary
Gaston Glock
Harry Reid
Jimmy Carter
Teri Garr
Kirk Douglas (1)
Larry King
Leon Spinks
Olivia Newton-John
Prince Philip
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
"Superstar" Billy Graham

Terminated
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
David Prowse
Norman Lloyd
Sumner Redstone
Vera Lynn (1)
Jimmy Carter
Katherine Jackson
Javier Perez de Cuellar (1)
Beverly Cleary
Sly Stone
Marge Champion

The "Ex" File
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lear
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Olivia Newton-John
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Betty White
Alex Trebek
Prince Philip
John "Sonny" Franzese Sr. (3)

The Angels Are Waiting For You
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Hosni Mubarak (3)
Norman Lloyd
Al Jaffee
Bob Dole
Pierre Cardin
Phil Spector
Norman Lear
Mikhail Gorbachev
Olivia de Havilland
Alan Greenspan
Beverly Cleary
David Attenborough

The Boney Finger of Indignation
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Barker
Lee Majors
Jimmy Carter
Robert Clary
Alex Trebek
Larry King
Loretta Lynn
Olivia Newton-John
Ron Wood
Stephen King
Mel Brooks
Dick Van Dyke

The Dirty Death List
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Burt Bacharach
Yoko Ono
Olivia de Havilland
Queen Elizabeth II
Morgan Freeman
Sly Stone
Regis Philbin
Bill Cosby
Vera Lynn (1)
Jimmy Carter
Larry King

The Permanent Siesta
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Prince Philip
Carl Reiner
Bob Dole
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Willard Scott
Bob Barker
Norman Lloyd
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Olivia de Havilland
Sumner Redstone

The Shish-Ka-Robs
Hugh Downs
Henry Kissinger
Lyle Waggoner (4)
Walter Mondale
Stella Stevens
David Hartman
Jaye P. Morgan
Susan Saint James
Barry Manilow
Barbara Feldon
Angie Dickinson
Burt Bacharach
Berry Gordy

The Thundering Heard
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Bob Dole
Vera Lynn (1)
Hugh Downs
Marge Champion
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Olivia Newton-John
Bob Barker

Time Waits For No Man
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Chuck Yeager
Betty White
Dick Van Dyke
Olivia de Havilland
Hugh Downs
Kirk Douglas (1)
Norman Lear
Bob Dole
Larry King

Toe Tag You're It
Joel Grey
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Ethel Kennedy
Jimmy Carter
Tippi Hedren
Ruth Westheimer
Bob Newhart
Gavin Macleod
Prince Philip
Ruth Buzzi
***Not A Celebrity***
Johnny Mathis
Henry Kissinger

Tombstone Shoppers
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
John Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Norman Lloyd
Ed Asner
Bob Newhart

Top Of The Reap
Alex Trebek
Kirk Douglas (1)
Vera Lynn (1)
Jimmy Carter
Olivia de Havilland
Sean Connery
Phyllis Coates
Larry Storch
Bob Barker
Luke Halpin
Norman Lloyd
June Lockhart
Michael Constantine

Valar Morghulis
Alex Trebek
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
John Lewis
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Harry Reid
Julian Asange
***Not A Celebrity***
Elton John
Willie Nelson
Jerry Nadler
Roman Polanski

Voluptuous Vulture
Ali Khamenei
Prince Philip
Beverly Cleary
Joanne Woodward
Sumner Redstone
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas (1)
Alex Trebek
Aaron Carter
John Lewis
Angie Dickinson

We Can Seat You Now
James Lipton (5)
Pat Carroll
Arlene Dahl
Stephen Sondheim
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Barker
Hugh Downs
Jane Withers
Alex Trebek
Barbara Walters
Jane Powell
June Lockhart

We Hope That These People Die!
Louis Farrakhan
David Prowse
Bernie Madoff
Hosni Mubarak (3)
Dick Cheney
F. Lee Bailey
Robert Durst
Bill Cosby
Donald Sterling
Jerry Sandusky
Robert Blake
Sirhan Sirhan
Paul Manafort

Where's My Damn List?
Wayne Knight
Billie Hayes
Naomi Judd
Shannon Doherty
Mikhail Gorbachev
Gene Hackman
Mickey Gilley
Ted Turner
Pope Benedict XVI
Pat Carroll
Larry Storch
Rhonda Fleming
Leon Spinks

Wrong Side Of Da Grass
Sumner Redstone
Teri Garr
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Barbara Walters
Prince Philip
Hal Holbrook
Kirk Douglas (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Hugh Downs
Artie Lange
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Larry Storch

X-ray Executioners
Kirk Douglas (1)
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Tommy Lasorda
Alex Trebek
Dick Van Dyke
Prince Philip
Hugh Downs
Carl Reiner

Year Of The Living Dead
Norman Lear
Gene Shalit
Doc Severinsen
Kirk Douglas (1)
Mel Brooks
Hugh Downs
Pierre Cardin
June Lockhart
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Marion Ross
Carl Reiner
Vera Lynn (1)

You're Dead To Me!!
Bob Barker
Billy Dee Williams
Yoko Ono
Larry Storch
Kirk Douglas (1)
Jimmy Carter
Olivia de Havilland
Little Richard (1)
Ed Asner
Bob Dole
Vera Lynn (1)
Betty White
Angela Lansbury

Zombie Dance Party
Sidney Poitier
Arlene Dahl
Cicely Tyson
Donald Sterling
Jackie Mason
Jane Withers
Meatloaf
Garrett Morris
Nancy Olson
Lee Grant
Tina Turner
Wilford Brimley
Betty White

Zombie Stiffy & Son
Kirk Douglas (1)
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn (1)
Hugh Downs
Henry Kissinger
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Larry Storch
Tommy Lasorda

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