The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents


THE 2019 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!Worms Gotta Eat
Bob Dole
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
Chuck Yeager
Rosalynn Carter
Betty Lynn
Hugh Downs
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bill Cosby
Dick Van Dyke
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
David Crosby

"B" Gone With You
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon
Bashar al Assad
Bernie Fine
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Betty Lynn
Beverly Cleary
Billie Jean King
Bob Barker
***Not A Celebrity***
Bob Eubanks
Bob Newhart
Bud Selig

#DeathSentence
Christopher Plummer
Michael J. Fox
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Jim Lovell
James Tolkan
Joe Arpaio
Jimmy Carter
Pete Davidson
Caroll Spinney
Tom Brokaw
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson

#Reaper's Digest 2019
Pope Benedict XVI
Tim Conway (1)
Larry Storch
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Hugh Downs
Vera Lynn
Robert Mugabe (1)
Henry Kissinger
Betty White
Carl Reiner
Bob Newhart
Olivia de Havilland

(Formaldehyde Riders)
Bob Barker
Abdullah The Butcher
Robert Blake
Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
Don Shula
Vera Lynn
***Not A Celebrity***
Chris Watts
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Gordon Lightfoot

45 or Bust
Donald Trump
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Sandra Day O'Connor
Betty White
Kirk Douglas
Bob Barker
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip
Angela Lansbury
Henry Kissinger
Bob Dole
John Paul Stevens (1)

Abe Vigoda Memorial All-Stars
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing (1)
Hugh Downs
Doris Day (1)
Henry Kissinger
Dick Van Dyke
Prince Philip
Bob Newhart
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Carl Reiner
Queen Elizabeth II
Olivia de Havilland

Abracadaver
Tim Conway (1)
Katherine Jackson
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn
Javier Perez de Cuellar
IM Pei (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Sumner Redstone
Kirk Douglas
Arte Johnson (4)
Robert Mugabe (1)
Lee Iacocca (1)
Bart Starr (1)

Adam West Memorial Choir
Val Kilmer
Burt Ward
John Astin
Joan Collins
Glynis Johns
Julie Newmar
Lee Meriwether
Barbara Rush
Jill St. John
Lyle Waggoner
Michael Caine
Tommy Lee Jones
Jim Carrey

Adios Amigos
Michael York
Bob Dole
Elvis Costello
Bob Barker
Olivia Newton-John
John Paul Stevens (1)
Prince Philip
Carl Reiner
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk (1)
Doris Day (1)
Hosni Mubarak
Olivia de Havilland

All Aboard Those Going Below
IM Pei (1)
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Tim Conway (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Marge Champion
Norman Lloyd
Orson Bean
Herman Wouk (1)
Loretta Lynn
Glynis Johns
Hugh Downs
***Not A Celebrity***

And Then There Was One. . .
Otis Williams
Barry Gibb
Don Everly
Brian Wilson
Bill Medley
Michelle Phillips
Cher
Tina Turner
Dean Torrence
Sam Moore
Richard Carpenter
Valerie Simpson
Carl Palmer

Annie's Oakley's XVII - XVII Again!
Tanya Tucker
Kenny Rogers
Randy Travis
Loretta Lynn
Charley Pride
Sumner Redstone
Kirk Douglas
Gene Hackman
Nichelle Nichols
Doris Day (1)
Jimmy Carter
Hosni Mubarak
Prince Philip

Another One Bites The Dust
IM Pei (1)
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Betty White
John Paul Stevens (1)
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
Norman Lloyd
Chuck Yeager
Cloris Leachman
Jimmy Carter

Architects Deathwish 2019
Jimmy Carter
Brigitte Bardot
Lindsay Lohan
Prince Philip
Tina Louise
Olivia de Havilland
IM Pei (1)
Dick Van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
Yoko Ono
Katherine Jackson
Heather Locklear
Queen Elizabeth II

At Least One Rocker a Year Bites the Dust
Bob Dylan
Keith Richards
Mick Jagger
Bill Wyman
Jerry Lee Lewis
Chubby Checker
Little Richard
Brian Wilson
Cat Stevens
Willie Nelson
Pete Townsend
David Crosby
Dennis DeYoung

At Room Temperature
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
June Lockhart
Kirk Douglas
Tim Conway (1)
Jimmy Carter
Regis Philbin
Liza Minnelli
Pierre Cardin
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Jack Nicholson
Larry Storch
Doris Day (1)

Beat The Odds
Kirk Douglas
Terry Jones
Bob Barker
Iris Apfel
Jimmy Carter
Bill Cosby
Valerie Harper (1)
Carl Reiner
Doris Day (1)
Larry Storch
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk (1)

Begone!
Olivia de Havilland
Glynis Johns
Carol Channing (1)
Doris Day (1)
Tony Bennett
Jan Michael Vincent (5)
Helen Reddy
Larry Storch
Norman Lloyd
Beverly Cleary
Eva Marie Saint
Nichelle Nichols
Carl Reiner

Bow Your Head
Bill Cosby
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Valerie Harper (1)
Bob Barker
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Hugh Downs
Bernie Madoff
Vera Lynn
Carol Channing (1)
Beverly Cleary

Bring Out Y'er Dead
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Michael Schumacher
Gerard Depardieu
Olivia Newton-John
Heather Locklear
R. Kelly
Justin Bieber
Clive James
David Attenborough
Val Kilmer
Charlie Sheen

Copeland's Canabalistic Cemetery
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Pope Benedict XVI
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Carl Reiner
Jimmy Carter
Little Richard
Wilford Brimley
Ozzy Osbourne
Tommy Lasorda
Ron Jeremy

Dawson's Deathwatchers
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing (1)
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Ed Asner
Carl Reiner
John Madden
Michael J. Fox
Alan Alda
Tony Bennett
Clint Eastwood

DD's Death List
Demi Lovato
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Olivia Newton-John
Tom Brokaw
Lil Wayne
Tim Conway (1)
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Barbara Walters
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland

Dead For No Reason
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Carol Channing (1)
Kirk Douglas
Cloris Leachman
Doris Day (1)
Rhonda Fleming
Vera Lynn
Marge Champion
***Not A Celebrity***
Carl Reiner
Gloria Henry
***Not A Celebrity***

Dead Like Me!
Tim Curry
Burt Bacharach
Joni Mitchell
Kirk Douglas
Tim Conway (1)
Ed Asner
Doc Severinsen
Val Kilmer
Chuck Yeager
Lee Iacocca (1)
Franco Zeffirelli (4)
Hugh Downs
Tommy Chong

Dead Pool Ghoul
Kirk Douglas
Loretta Lynn
Betty White
David Soul
Meatloaf
Bob Dole
Tim Conway (1)
Prince Philip
Michael Caine
Joni Mitchell
Bob Newhart
Larry King
Little Richard

Dead Right Psychic
Bob Dole
Herman Wouk (1)
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei (1)
Vera Lynn
Prince Philip
***Not A Celebrity***
Betty White
Bob Barker
Tim Conway (1)
Hugh Downs
Beverly Cleary

DeadBeat Dwayne
Kirk Douglas
Cloris Leachman
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk (1)
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Ethel Kennedy
Doris Day (1)
Norman Lear
Carol Channing (1)
Robert Evans
Burt Bacharach

Deadicated To The One I Love
Roger Corman
Valerie Harper (1)
Tommy Chong
Mavis Staples
Montel Williams
Demi Lovato
Bart Starr (1)
Corey Feldman
Shecky Greene
Pete Davidson
Linda Ronstadt
Whoopi Goldberg
Dick Dale (5)

Deadly Duo
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Valerie Harper (1)
IM Pei (1)
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Bob Barker
Larry Storch
Bob Dole
Hugh Downs
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Herman Wouk (1)

Death Becomes Her
IM Pei (1)
Rod Carew
William Daniels
Tommy Chong
Lee Iacocca (1)
Eddie Van Halen
Sammy Hagar
Angela Lansbury
Carl Reiner
William Shatner
Chuck Yeager
Andy Dick
Aaron Carter

Death March
Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
IM Pei (1)
***Not A Celebrity***
Diana Serra Cary
***Not A Celebrity***
***Not A Celebrity***
Jimmy Carter
Carol Channing (1)
Bob Dole

Death Solves So Many Problems
Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas
Carl Reiner
Hugh Downs
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
Bill Macy
Tina Turner
Vera Lynn
Tommy Lasorda
Henry Kissinger
Loretta Lynn
Norman Lear

Death To All
Tim Conway (1)
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas
Joanne Woodward
IM Pei (1)
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn
Beverly Cleary
Herman Wouk (1)
Barbara Walters
Clive James

Deathpool Jeff
Norman Lloyd
Pope Benedict XVI
Joanne Woodward
Tina Turner
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk (1)
Bob Dole
Robert Mugabe (1)
Bart Starr (1)
Valerie Harper (1)
Olivia Newton-John
Tim Conway (1)

Die Die My Darling
Gloria Henry
Jimmy Carter
Shannon Doherty
Kirk Douglas
Bob Barker
Gladys Knight
Roy Horn
Olivia de Havilland
Doris Day (1)
Prince Philip
Olivia Newton-John
Valerie Harper (1)
Carol Channing (1)

Dr. Evil
Carl Reiner
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Sidney Poitier
Carol Channing (1)
Doris Day (1)
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Hugh Downs
Bob Dole
Loretta Lynn
Charles Osgood

Dumpster Fire
Sandy Koufax
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Clint Eastwood
Johnny Depp
Charlie Sheen
Courtney Love
Donald Trump
Val Kilmer
Bill Cosby
Pete Davidson

Dust2Dust
Valerie Harper (1)
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lloyd
Gloria Henry
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Tim Conway (1)
Katherine Jackson
Wilford Brimley
Carol Channing (1)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Bob Newhart

Et Tu Corpus
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Larry King
G. Gordon Liddy
Herman Wouk (1)
Barbara Walters
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lloyd
Bill Macy
Sumner Redstone
Hugh Downs
John Paul Stevens (1)

Eternity Tours
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
Carol Channing (1)
Henry Kissinger
Carl Reiner
Tim Conway (1)
Bill Macy
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
Little Richard
Prince Philip
Tony Bennett

Everlasting Lifelessness
Rosalynn Carter
Katherine Jackson
Tim Conway (1)
Bob Dole
Little Richard
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Pope Benedict XVI
Herman Wouk (1)
Robert Mugabe (1)
Prince Philip
Bart Starr (1)
Kirk Douglas
Ernest Angley

Exoendo Zuzubar for SUPREME COURT!
Beverly Cleary
Herman Wouk (1)
IM Pei (1)
Norman Lloyd
Diana Serra Cary
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Marge Champion
Morton Sobell (Died 12/26/18)
Ernest Angley
George Shultz
Al Jaffee
Kirk Douglas
Ron Wood

ExplodingSquid
Betty White
Tim Curry
Kevin Spacey
Prince Philip
Mel Brooks
Kirk Douglas
Willie Nelson
Keith Richards
Lloyd Kaufman
Angela Lansbury
David Attenborough
Michael Schumacher
Vera Lynn

Extinguished
Rhonda Fleming
Joyce Randolph
Lee Iacocca (1)
Kaye Ballard (4)
Mel Brooks
Peter Marshall
Queen Elizabeth II
Tony Bennett
Sidney Poitier
William Daniels
Max Von Sydow
John Astin
Mikhail Gorbachev

Forme Al D'Hyde
Miley Cyrus
Bill Cosby
Jared Fogle
Larry Nassar
Bernie Madoff
Justin Bieber
Betty White
Matt Lauer
Keith Richards
Bob Dole
Peter Falk (Died 6/23/11)
Vera Lynn
Huey Lewis

Free Spirits
Buzz Aldrin
Jimmy Carter
Willie Nelson
Olivia Newton-John
Bob Dole
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Prince Philip
Carol Channing (1)
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day (1)
Betty White
Bob Newhart
Olivia de Havilland

From Here to Eternity
Harry Belafonte
June Lockhart
Don Murray
Honor Blackman
Jimmy Carter
Willie Nelson
Henry Kissinger
Joni Mitchell
Shecky Greene
Bob Newhart
Joyce Randolph
Barbara Walters
George Shultz

Future Wormfood 2019
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Artie Lange
Tommy Chong
Jimmy Carter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Herman Wouk (1)
Betty White
Ed Asner
Carol Channing (1)
Beverly Cleary
Norman Lloyd

Geritol Gangsters
Beverly Cleary
Diana Serra Cary
George Shultz
Herman Wouk (1)
Hugh Downs
IM Pei (1)
Javier Perez de Cuellar
John Paul Stevens (1)
Kirk Douglas
Marge Champion
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn

Ghouls Rush In
Jerry Lee Lewis
Prince Philip
Pete Davidson
John Travolta
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
John Madden
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Bart Starr (1)
Roy Horn
Desmond Tutu
Kevin Spacey

Glupo Celebrity Zombija
Bob Barker
Olivia Newton-John
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing (1)
Pete Davidson
Hal Holbrook
Jim Kelly
Pope Francis
Vera Lynn
Bill Cosby
Chris Mortensen
Jimmy Carter

Gone With The Worms
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Gavin Macleod
Doris Day (1)
Jimmy Carter
Larry Storch
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Carol Channing (1)
Bob Dole
June Lockhart

Good Looking Corpses
Jack Nicholson
IM Pei (1)
Henry Kissinger
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Hal Holbrook
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day (1)
Angela Lansbury
Tim Conway (1)
David Crosby

Grabberlime
Marge Champion
Burt Bacharach
Doris Day (1)
Christopher Plummer
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk (1)
Quincy Jones
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lloyd
Gordon Lightfoot
Eva Marie Saint
Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Graveyard Smashers
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day (1)
Beverly Cleary
Carl Reiner
Tommy Chong
Willie Mays
Ethel Kennedy
Betty White
Bob Dole
Carol Channing (1)
Bob Barker
IM Pei (1)

Grim Bullette'
Prince Philip
Herman Wouk (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Chuck Yeager
Bob Newhart
Hugh Downs
Vera Miles
Vera Lynn
Betty Lynn
Barbara Rush
Jane Withers
Kirk Douglas

Grim McGraw
Ed Asner
Robert Redford
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Stottlemyre (3)
Loretta Lynn
Diana Serra Cary
Eva Marie Saint
Chuck Yeager
Olivia de Havilland
Tim Conway (1)
Barry Manilow
Olivia Newton-John
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Grim Reaper's Waiting Room
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Carl Reiner
Bob Barker
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Olivia Newton-John
Vera Lynn
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Regis Philbin

Grim Reaptress On Grim
Lindsay Lohan
Charlie Sheen
Angela Lansbury
Prince Philip
Cher
Madonna
Bobcat Goldthwait
Vanessa Redgrave
Bill Cosby
Kevin Spacey
Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner
Olivia Newton-John
George Soros

Groovy Ghoulies
Prince Philip
Tim Conway (1)
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
Angela Lansbury
Betty Lynn
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Pope Benedict XVI
Mel Brooks
Olivia Newton-John
Ruth Westheimer
Dick Van Dyke

Gump's Death Squad
T. Boone Pickens (5)
Artie Lange
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Betty White
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Tom Brokaw
Bob Barker
John Paul Stevens (1)

Here Comes the Reaper
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Don Imus
Ed Ames
Ed Asner
Jane Withers
Peter Marshall
Mel Brooks
Tony Bennett
Ethel Kennedy
Beverly Cleary
Honor Blackman

Here Today Gone Tomorrow
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn
Beverly Cleary
Bob Barker
Hugh Downs
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
IM Pei (1)
John Paul Stevens (1)
Carl Reiner
Larry Storch

Homeward Bound
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Toni Morrison (5)
Carol Channing (1)
Desmond Tutu
Ethel Kennedy
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Willie Mays
Tom Brokaw
Whitey Ford
Bob Barker
Herman Wouk (1)

Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee
Olivia Newton-John
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
William Shatner
Kirk Douglas
John Madden
Valerie Harper (1)
Bob Barker
Liza Minnelli
Kevin Spacey
Bob Dole
Willard Scott
Keith Richards

If He Dies, He Dies
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
David Prowse
Herman Wouk (1)
Bob Dole
IM Pei (1)
Vera Lynn
Yoko Ono
Artie Lange
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Jacques Chirac (3)

It Is An Ex-Parrot
Herman Wouk (1)
Michael Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Doris Day (1)
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei (1)
Bob Dole
Rhonda Fleming
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Carol Channing (1)
Glynis Johns

It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Kirk Douglas
Olivia Newton-John
Elton John
Henry Kissinger
Desmond Tutu
John Paul Stevens (1)
Fred Willard
George Shultz
Carl Reiner
Prince Philip
Betty White
Jimmy Carter

It's My List. It's a Good List
Cloris Leachman
Hugh Downs
Ozzy Osbourne
Bill Cosby
Willie Mays
Jimmy Carter
Yoko Ono
Billy Joel
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
John Williams
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas

It's Time To Sleep
Kirk Douglas
Dick Van Dyke
Peter Marshall
Doris Day (1)
Hugh Downs
Olivia de Havilland
Gloria Henry
Valerie Harper (1)
Harry Belafonte
Bob Dole
George Maharis
Sidney Poitier
Larry Storch

Jersey Ice
Kirk Douglas
Chris Mortensen
Olivia de Havilland
Henry Kissinger
Bob Dole
Doris Day (1)
Norman Lloyd
IM Pei (1)
Carl Reiner
Harry Belafonte
Tim Conway (1)
Tommy Lasorda
Shecky Greene

Joanne's Flatliners
Demi Lovato
Tim Conway (1)
Bob Dole
Tina Turner
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Carol Channing (1)
Jimmy Carter
Heather Locklear
Donald Trump
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn

Just Dropping Like Flies
Doris Day (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Ed Asner
Billy Connolly
Pierre Cardin
Hal Holbrook
Joan Lunden
Dick Van Dyke
Yoko Ono
Shannon Doherty
Betty White
IM Pei (1)
Tommy Chong

Just Go Already
Jim Bakker
Pat Robertson
Henry Kissinger
Prince Philip
Robert Mugabe (1)
Donald Rumsfeld
Dick Cheney
George Shultz
King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz
Rudy Guliani
John "Sonny" Franzese Sr.
Woody Allen
Bill Cosby

Just Kill Me Now
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Rosey Grier
Katherine Jackson
Clive James
Terry Jones
Sacheen Littlefeather
Joseph Lowery
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Vanessa Redgrave
Gale Sayers
Don Shula
Morton Sobell (Died 12/26/18)
Stella Stevens

KeyMaster
Alan Alda
Woody Allen
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei (1)
Jimmy Carter
Robert Mugabe (1)
George Shultz
Carol Channing (1)
Hugh Downs
Ross Perot (5)
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bob Newhart

KILLJOY
Kevin Spacey
Johnny Depp
Bryan Singer
Ian McKellan
Justin Bieber
Lindsay Lohan
Corey Feldman
Olivia Newton-John
Charlie Sheen
Heather Locklear
Steven Spielberg
Demi Lovato
David Attenborough

Knocking on Heaven's Door Memorial (Dave Heller)
Sean Connery
Joan Kennedy
Norman Lloyd
Betty White
Harry Belafonte
Charlie Sheen
Little Richard
Valerie Harper (1)
Tim Conway (1)
***Not A Celebrity***
Ray Liotta
Gene Hackman
Bill Clinton

Lady Grim Reaper
Tina Turner
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Morton Sobell (Died 12/26/18)
Jacques Chirac (3)
Pope Benedict XVI
Clive James
Joanne Woodward
Bob Dole
Olivia Newton-John
Norman Lloyd

Lifeless Joe Jackson
Norman Lloyd
Charles Osgood
Marge Champion
Olivia de Havilland
Bill Macy
Jane Powell
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Tina Louise
Ronnie Schell
Dawn Wells
Joey Heatherton
Betty White

Loki
Pope Benedict XVI
Vera Lynn
Ted Turner
Herman Wouk (1)
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Mark Gastineau
F. Lee Bailey
Eva Marie Saint
David Koch (5)
***Not A Celebrity***
Sumner Redstone

Making America Grave Again
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Olivia de Havilland
Dick Cheney
Ralph Lauren
William Shatner
Mel Brooks
Pierre Cardin
Joe Namath
John Madden
Mike Ditka

Martha Pearl
Herman Wouk (1)
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Lou Brock
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Olivia Newton-John
Pope Benedict XVI
Prince Philip
Katherine Jackson
Robert Mugabe (1)
***Not A Celebrity***
Tim Conway (1)

Metsie 62
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
Doris Day (1)
June Lockhart
Olivia Newton-John
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip
Whitey Ford
Pete Davidson
Olivia de Havilland
Ethel Kennedy
Willie Mays

Morbid Moe
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Ed Asner
Kirk Douglas
Bart Starr (1)
Vera Lynn
Prince Philip
Joyce Randolph
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Hugh Downs
Carol Channing (1)
Tommy Lasorda

Morgue to Follow
Stephen Stills
Hal Holbrook
Norman Lear
Prince Philip
Hugh Downs
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Pete Davidson
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Richard Simmons
Larry Storch
Glynis Johns

Morguenolia Blossom Lee
Vera Miles
Joyce Bulifant
Peter Marshall
Kaye Ballard (4)
Conrad Janis
***Not A Celebrity***
Kirk Douglas
Hal Holbrook
Roger Mudd
Chuck Yeager
Doc Severinsen
Buzz Aldrin
Linda Ronstadt

Mort Prognosticus IV
Henry Kissinger
Bart Starr (1)
Joni Mitchell
Bob Dole
Bill Clinton
Kirk Douglas
Pat Robertson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Barbara Walters
John Madden
Hank Aaron
Rush Limbaugh
Diana Ross

Newton's Prognostications
Prince Philip
Carol Channing (1)
Kirk Douglas
Betty White
Jimmy Carter
Angela Lansbury
Pete Davidson
Peter Tork (5)
Alan Alda
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Demi Lovato
Bill Cosby
Willie Mays

No Particular Reason
Lamar Odom
Chevy Chase
David Dinkins
Robert Wagner
Sandra Day O'Connor
Dabney Coleman
Henry Kissinger
Carole Cook
Bob Dole
George Wendt
Buzz Aldrin
Norman Lear
Doris Day (1)

Not Dead Yet
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
Larry Storch
Olivia Newton-John
Chuck Yeager
Mel Stottlemyre (3)
Doris Day (1)
Bob Barker
Herman Wouk (1)
Rosalynn Carter

No-Talent Ass-Clowns
Pope Benedict XVI
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
***Not A Celebrity***
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Beverly Cleary
John Paul Stevens (1)
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Barbara Walters
Vera Lynn
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)

Old And Crusty
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Hugh Downs
Whitey Ford
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Doris Day (1)
Vera Lynn
Bob Barker
Ric Flair
Carol Channing (1)
Beverly Cleary
Carl Reiner

Oldest Celebrities 96-104
Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk (1)
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
IM Pei (1)
Marge Champion
John Paul Stevens (1)
George Shultz
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip
Carl Reiner

Oldies But Goodies
Al Jaffee
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Carol Channing (1)
George Shultz
Herman Wouk (1)
Hugh Downs
IM Pei (1)
John Paul Stevens (1)
Kirk Douglas
Marge Champion
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland

On The Right Side Of The Grass
Tim Conway (1)
Hugh Downs
Henry Kissinger
Sinead O'Connor
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Lee Iacocca (1)
IM Pei (1)
Dick Van Dyke
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Al Jaffee
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Valerie Harper (1)

One DeadBeat Off
Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Olivia Newton-John
Bob Barker
Bart Starr (1)
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
***Not A Celebrity***
Doris Day (1)
Joanne Woodward
George Shultz
Donald Trump

Out To Meet Their Maker
Bob Barker
Doris Day (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Lee Iacocca (1)
John Paul Stevens (1)
Jimmy Carter
Prince Philip
Vin Scully
Pope Benedict XVI
Chuck Yeager
Ethel Kennedy
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)

Par For The Corpse
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Eva Marie Saint
Mamie Van Doren
Queen Elizabeth II
Randolph Mantooth
Woody Allen
Artie Lange
***Not A Celebrity***
Rob Kardashian
Bernie Sanders
Tracy Morgan
James Brolin

Pat's Plotted Picks
Julie Newmar
Kirk Douglas
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Larry Storch
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn
***Not A Celebrity***
Bobby Hull
Valerie Harper (1)
Stuart Whitman
Barbara Rush
Tony Bennett
Doris Day (1)

Paul Berrer
Prunella Scales
Joseph Lowery
Bart Starr (1)
Norman Lloyd
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Kirk Douglas
James Randi
Tim Conway (1)
Bob Barker
Franco Zeffirelli (4)
Pierre Cardin
Leslie Phillips

Peacefully In Her Sleep
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Gene Hackman
Ethel Kennedy
Pope Benedict XVI
Mel Brooks
Sean Connery
Bob Dole
Robert Wagner
Val Kilmer
Doris Day (1)
Vera Lynn

Pearly Gates
Willie Mays
Cloris Leachman
Larry Storch
Helen Reddy
Bob Dole
Connie Stevens
Regis Philbin
Hal Holbrook
Herman Wouk (1)
Tim Curry
Estelle Parsons
Nichelle Nichols
Barbara Walters

Pickled Popularity
Jean Kasem
Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstien
Kevin Spacey
Matt Lauer
Al Franken
Jared Fogle
Bill Cosby
Stephen Collins
Charlie Rose
Robert Wagner
Robert Blake
O. J. Simpson

Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz
Pope Benedict XVI
Tim Conway (1)
Rip Torn (5)
Ron Jeremy
Teri Garr
Tim Curry
Loretta Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Sumner Redstone
Bob Dole
Artie Lange
Regis Philbin
Larry Storch

Political Graveyard
Walter Mondale
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Hosni Mubarak
Queen Elizabeth II
Kim Jong Un
Bob Dole
Mikhail Gorbachev
Prince Philip
Raul Castro
Donald Trump
Dick Cheney
Robert Mugabe (1)

Sambonia2323
Kirk Douglas
Ernest Borgnine (Died 7/8/12)
Doris Day (1)
Jimmy Carter
John Astin
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip
Bob Newhart
Joseph Lowery
Michael J. Fox
Loretta Lynn
Hugh Downs
Mel Brooks

Save Me A Place In Hell
Doris Day (1)
Keith Richards
Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Cloris Leachman
Brian Dennehy
Dominic Chianese
Christopher Lloyd
Larry King
Joe Perry
John Paul Stevens (1)

SickPuppy_NOLA
Bob Barker
Hugh Downs
Kirk Douglas
Little Richard
Dick Van Dyke
Loretta Lynn
Terry Jones
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Carol Channing (1)
James Randi
Joyce Randolph
Doris Day (1)

Sleeping With The Fishes
Joni Mitchell
Herman Wouk (1)
Robert Conrad
Kirk Douglas
Clint Eastwood
Cloris Leachman
Betty White
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson
Olivia Newton-John
Tina Turner
Prince Philip

Snug With The Slugs
Carol Channing (1)
Keith Richards
Larry Storch
Jimmy Carter
John Madden
William Shatner
Ennio Morricone
Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Alan Greenspan
Ed Asner
Harry Belafonte
***Not A Celebrity***

Stiff Competition
Louie Anderson
John Astin
Ginger Baker (4)
Bob Barker
Wilford Brimley
Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas
Wavy Gravy
Valerie Harper (1)
Hal Holbrook
Bob McGrath
Reginald Veljohnson
Betty White

Stiffy!
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Beverly Cleary
Herman Wouk (1)
Bob Dole
Doris Day (1)
Norman Lloyd
Jimmy Carter
Carol Channing (1)
Vera Lynn
Valerie Harper (1)
IM Pei (1)

Styx & Headstones
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Randy Travis
Teri Garr
Liza Minnelli
Jack Nicholson
Doris Day (1)
Beverly Cleary
Olivia Newton-John
Vera Lynn

Team Dirt
Beverly Cleary
Clive James
David Prowse
Gaston Glock
Hosni Mubarak
Jimmy Carter
John Szeles
Kirk Douglas
Little Richard
Olivia Newton-John
Prince Philip
Robert Mugabe (1)
***Not A Celebrity***

Terminated
Yoko Ono
Bob Dole
Beverly Cleary
David Prowse
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
IM Pei (1)
Vera Lynn
Dickey Betts
***Not A Celebrity***
Norman Lloyd
***Not A Celebrity***
Prince Philip

The "Ex" File
Bill Macy
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Herman Wouk (1)
Jimmy Carter
John Paul Stevens (1)
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lear
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Olivia Newton-John
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Valerie Harper (1)

The Angels Are Waiting For You
Hosni Mubarak
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
IM Pei (1)
Norman Lear
Pierre Cardin
Phil Spector
Al Jaffee
Alan Greenspan
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Mikhail Gorbachev
Beverly Cleary
Norman Lloyd

The Boney Finger of Indignation
Bob Newhart
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennett
Little Richard
Kirk Douglas
William Shatner
Johnny Depp
Carl Reiner
Michael Douglas
Bob Dole
Doris Day (1)
Clint Eastwood
Dick Cheney

The Dirty Death List
Shannon Doherty
Carol Channing (1)
Kirk Douglas
Burt Bacharach
Yoko Ono
Olivia de Havilland
Queen Elizabeth II
John Travolta
Sly Stone
Regis Philbin
Bill Cosby
Vera Lynn
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The Duck Of Death
Harry Belafonte
Jimmy Carter
Bill Cosby
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Valerie Harper (1)
Bernie Madoff
Harvey Weinstien
Bob Newhart
IM Pei (1)
Vin Scully
Dick Van Dyke
Herman Wouk (1)

The Final Curtain
Avery Brooks
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Bob Dole
Max Wright (5)
Larry Storch
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Al Jaffee
Norman Lear
Henry Kissinger
John Paul Stevens (1)

The Gatekeeper
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn
Valerie Harper (1)
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Lamar Odom
Beverly Cleary
Lil Wayne
Bob Dole
Henry Kissinger
Ron Wood
Pope Benedict XVI

The Goodbye Girls
Janis Paige
Leontyne Price
Estelle Parsons
Lee Grant
Vera Miles
Glynis Johns
Eva Marie Saint
Carol Channing (1)
Jaye P. Morgan
Abby Dalton
Prunella Scales
June Lockhart
Jane Withers

The Last Muerto Gigante
Clive James
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lloyd
Valerie Harper (1)
Honor Blackman
Herman Wouk (1)
Henry Kissinger
Vera Lynn
Doris Day (1)
IM Pei (1)
Jerry Lee Lewis

The Permanent Siesta
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Prince Philip
Barbara Walters
Bob Dole
Kenny Rogers
Kirk Douglas
Willard Scott
Doris Day (1)
Norman Lloyd
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Carol Channing (1)
Chuck Yeager

The Road Death Traveled
Beverly Cleary
Dick Van Dyke
William Shatner
Aaron Carter
Loretta Lynn
Prince Philip
Artie Lange
Chevy Chase
Don Rickles (Died 4/6/17)
Tommy Chong
Kirk Douglas
Yoko Ono
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The Thundering Heard
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy Carter
Herman Wouk (1)
Bob Dole
Vera Lynn
Hugh Downs
Marge Champion
Beverly Cleary
Rosalynn Carter
Carol Channing (1)
Prince Philip

They Won't Die
Bob Dole
Tommy Lasorda
Buzz Aldrin
Betty White
Little Richard
Norman Lloyd
Eva Marie Saint
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
***Not A Celebrity***
Bart Starr (1)
Beverly Cleary
Hugh Downs

Time Waits For No Man
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Artie Lange
Herman Wouk (1)
Chuck Yeager
Betty White
Doris Day (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Hugh Downs
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lear
Joe Namath
Larry King

To B Or Not To B
Barbara Eden
Berry Gordy
Betty Lynn
Betty White
Beverly Cleary
Bill Macy
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Bob Dylan
Bob Newhart
Bob Uecker
Burt Bacharach
Buzz Aldrin

Toe Tag You're It
Bob Dole
Doris Day (1)
Kirk Douglas
Bob Newhart
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Marion Ross
Bob Barker
Tommy Lasorda
IM Pei (1)
Bob Eubanks
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Bob Uecker

Tombstone Shoppers
IM Pei (1)
Joy Behar
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
David Soul
Henry Kissinger
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Norman Lloyd

Top Of The Reap
Ginger Baker (4)
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Sean Connery
Phyllis Coates
Larry Storch
Bob Barker
Luke Halpin
Arte Johnson (4)
IM Pei (1)
Michael Constantine

Valar Morghulis
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bart Starr (1)
Bob Dole
Bob Newhart
Olivia Newton-John
Chris Mortensen
Max Von Sydow
Ed Asner
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Robert Mugabe (1)
Bob Barker
Sumner Redstone

Voluptuous Vultures
Andre Previn (5)
Ali Khamenei
Prince Philip
Beverly Cleary
Mel Stottlemyre (3)
Herman Wouk (1)
Joanne Woodward
Sumner Redstone
Carol Channing (1)
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas

We Can Seat You Now
James Lipton
Pat Carroll
Gloria Vanderbilt (4)
Angie Dickinson
Tim Conway (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Norman Lloyd
Arlene Dahl
Stephen Sondheim
Pierre Cardin
Gene Shalit
Ed Ames
***Not A Celebrity***

We Hope That These People Die!
Louis Farrakhan
David Prowse
Bernie Madoff
Hosni Mubarak
Dick Cheney
F. Lee Bailey
Robert Mugabe (1)
Robert Durst
Jacques Chirac (3)
Bill Cosby
Donald Sterling
Jerry Sandusky
Robert Blake

Where Ya Dead People At?
John Astin
Olivia Newton-John
Desmond Tutu
Norman Lloyd
Doris Day (1)
Herman Wouk (1)
Barbara Walters
Olivia de Havilland
Tim Conway (1)
Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)
Joyce Randolph
Beverly Cleary
Helen Reddy

Where's My Damn List?
Wayne Knight
Billie Hayes
Naomi Judd
Shannon Doherty
Mikhail Gorbachev
Gene Hackman
Mickey Gilley
Ted Turner
Pope Benedict XVI
Bob Barker
Valerie Harper (1)
Hugh Downs
John Paul Stevens (1)

Wrong Side Of Da Grass
Sumner Redstone
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Herman Wouk (1)
Prince Philip
Hal Holbrook
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Hugh Downs
Artie Lange
Bob Dole
Tim Conway (1)
Larry Storch

X-ray Executioners
Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Herman Wouk (1)
Doris Day (1)
Betty White
Tommy Lasorda
Valerie Harper (1)
Dick Van Dyke
Prince Philip
Hugh Downs
Carl Reiner

Year Of The Living Dead
Norman Lear
Gene Shalit
Doc Severinsen
Kirk Douglas
Mel Brooks
Hugh Downs
Pierre Cardin
Gloria Vanderbilt (4)
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Marion Ross
Carl Reiner
Vera Lynn

You're Dead To Me!!
Bob Barker
Billy Dee Williams
Yoko Ono
Larry Storch
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Little Richard
Ed Asner
Prince Philip
Doris Day (1)
Bob Dole
Carol Channing (1)
Vera Lynn

Zombie Dance Party
Sidney Poitier
Arlene Dahl
Cicely Tyson
Donald Sterling
Jackie Mason
Jane Withers
IM Pei (1)
Garrett Morris
Nancy Olson
***Not A Celebrity***
Lee Grant
Wilford Brimley
Betty White

Zombie Squad All Stars
Bart Starr (1)
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Mike Ditka
"Superstar" Billy Graham
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Ric Flair
Abdullah The Butcher
Jackie Stallone
Donald Sterling
Whitey Herzog
Whitey Ford
Tommy Lasorda
Rod Carew

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