The Lion, The Witch And The Tombstone

DIANA RIGG (9/10/20)
Actress. Age 81.
The marriage to Bond ended up the same way.




LOU BROCK (9/6/20)
Baseball Player. Age 82.
Got the green light. Had to go.




TOM SEAVER (8/31/20)
Baseball Player. Age 75.
Gone the way of Shea.




SUMNER REDSTONE (8/11/20)
Media Magnate. Age 97.
Sumner's Headstone.




TRINI LOPEZ (8/11/20)
Singer. Age 83.
Hammer's not much help now, is it Trini?




WILFORD BRIMLEY (8/1/20)
Actor. Age 85.
Absence of Malice (and pulse).




HERMAN CAIN (7/30/20)
Business Man, Acticist. Age 74.
Herman Cain't




JOHN SAXON (7/25/20)
Actor. Age 83.
Exit the Enter the Dragon co-star.




OLIVIA de HAVILLAND (7/25/20)
Actress. Age 104.
In this our death.




REGIS PHILBIN (7/24/20)
Media Personality, Host. Age 88.
Would you like to use one of your lifelines?




JOHN LEWIS (7/17/20)
Civil Rights Activist, Politician. Age 80.
The gentleman from Georgia yields the balance of his time.




KELLY PRESTON (7/12/20)
Actress, Model. Age 57.
Death Sentence.




CHARLIE DANIELS (7/6/20)
Musician. Age 83.
He should have stayed out of Wolley Swamp.



ENNIO MORRICONE (7/6/20)
Composser and Conductor. Age 91.
Just the Bad and the Ugly now.




HUGH DOWNS (7/1/20)
News Anchor and Game Show Host. Age 99.
There's a thin line between News Anchor and Game Show Host.
Actually, there's no line at all.



CARL REINER (6/29/20)
Actor, Comedian, Director, Writer. Age 98.
Guess he won't be wearing plaid.




IAN HOLM (6/19/20)
Actor. Age 88.
The Homecoming




VERA LYNN (6/18/20)
Singer. Age 103.
Auf Wiederseh'n, Sweetheart




JEAN KENNEDY SMITH (6/17/20)
A Kennedy. Age 92.
. . .Another one bites the dust.




CHRISTO (5/31/20)
Artist. Age 84.
Not a banner year for Christo.




LARRY KRAMER (5/27/20)
Playwirght, Author, Activist. Age 84.
Wary Kramer.




KEN OSMOND (5/15/20)
Child Actor. Age 76.
That's a lovely memorial flower arrangement Mrs. Bereaver.




FRED WILLARD (5/15/20)
Actor, Comedian. Age 86.
Real Dead People.




JERRY STILLER (5/11/20)
Actor, Comedian. Age 92.
Jerry Stiller; much, much stiller.




LITTLE RICHARD (5/9/20)
Musician. Age 87.
Tutti Frutti, Caputti.




ROY HORN (5/8/20)
Magician. Age 75.
Disappearing act.




DON SHULA (5/4/20)
Football Coach. Age 90.
No-one you see, is deader than he.




BRIAN DENNEHY (4/15/20)
Actor. Age 81.
Death of an actor who played a salesman.




HANK STEINBRENNER (4/14/20)
Yankees Co-Owner. Age 63.
This game was over in the top of the sixth.




LINDA TRIPP (4/8/20)
Tattler. Age 70.
"There's a stain where? And its WHAT!!?"




HONOR BLACKMAN (4/5/20)
Actress. Age 94.
Cathy Gale was mighty frail.



JOSEPH LOWERY (3/27/20)
Civil Rights Activist. Age 98.
"Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labour's rest, and in the joy of a new beginning,
we ask you to help us work for that day when the gray will fade away, the blue will know life's through
and the purple will... ... ...damnit."



CURLY NEAL (3/26/20)
A Harlem Globetrotter. Age 77.
Casketball.




KENNY ROGERS (3/20/20)
Musician. Age 81.
...And she bereaves in me...




LYLE WAGGONER (3/17/20)
Actor. Age 84.
He didn't get to be Batman but he still found a way to score Wonder Woman.




STUART WHITMAN (3/16/20)
Actor. Age 92.
Those Magnificent Men in their Dying Machines.




MAX VON SYDOW (3/8/20)
Actor. Age 90.
Checkmate.




JAVIER PEREZ de CUELLAR (3/4/20)
Former UN Secretary General. Age 100.
Javier Perez dead Cuellar.




JAMES LIPTON (3/2/20)
Inside the Actor's Studio Host. Age 93.
Inside the Actor's Studio. Presuming the actor's studio is actually a casket.




JACK WELCH (3/1/20)
Former GE CEO. Age 84.
Guess he was in the bottom 10% this year.




JOHN "SONNY" FRANZESE SR. (2/24/20)
Mobster. Age 103.
We always liked Peter Falk in Columbo so Sonny couldn't have be that bad either.




DIANA SERRA CARY (2/24/20)
Baby Peggy. Age 101.
The Silent Era is now truly silent.




HOSNI MUBARAK (2/25/20)
Former president of Egypt. Age 91.
See the pyramids along the nile. See the Arab Spring come to defile...




ROBERT CONRAD (2/8/20)
Actor. Age 84.
Mild, mild rest.




ORSON BEAN (2/7/20)
Actor. Age 91.
What's my Line? Flat!




KIRK DOUGLAS (2/5/20)
Actor. Age 103.
Lust for Life. That's an understatement.




BERNIE EBBERS (2/3/20)
Businessman. Age 78.
The accounting he's headed for will likely be a bit more accurate.




MARY HIGGINS CLARK (1/31/20)
Author. Age 92.
I'll Be Seeing You




KOBE BRYANT (1/26/20)
Basketball Player. Age 41.
Traveling violation.




JIM LEHRER (1/23/20)
Journalist. Age 85.
No debating his destiny.




TERRY JONES (1/21/20)
Comedian. Age 77.
Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?




EDD BYRNES (1/8/20)
Actor. Age 87.
Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Tomb).




BUCK HENRY (1/8/20)
Actor, Screenwriter, Director. Age 89.
Apparently, heaven can't wait.




NEIL PEART (1/8/20)
Drummer. Age 67.
Feel dirt.




DAVID STERN (1/1/20)
Former NBA Commissioner. Age 77.
Into the hardwood this time.




DON LARSEN (1/1/20)
Baseball Great. Age 90.
Pitched the only no-hitter and perfect game in a World Series AND was the first hit in the 2020 OBE! What a record.





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