BREATHLESS!

BURT REYNOLDS (9/6/2018)
Actor. Age 82.
The longest two yards.




BILL DAILY (9/4/2018)
Actor. Age 91.
Bill Paley.




NEIL SIMON (8/26/2018)
Playwright. Age 91.
The Good-bye Guy.




JOHN MCCAIN (8/25/2018)
Senator. Age 81.
James Garner was a much better Maverick.




ROBIN LEACH (8/24/2018)
TV Personality. Age 76.
Chest pain wishes and vascular screams.




KOFI ANNAN (8/18/2018)
UN Secretary General. Age 80.
Kofi a-gone.




ARETHA FRANKLIN (8/16/2018)
Singer. Age 76.
Her pancreas had a little defect (Just a little bit, just a little bit.).




STAN MIKITA (8/7/2018)
Hockey Player. Age 78.
The ice rink in Ruzomberok, Slovakia, is named after him. Enough said.




CHARLOTTE RAE (8/5/2018)
Actress. Age 92.
The ultimate fact of life.




TAB HUNTER (7/8/2018)
Actor, Singer. Age 86.
It was The Fickle Finger of Fate.




HARLAN ELLISON (6/28/2018)
Writer. Age 84.
Approaching Oblivion.




JOE JACKSON (6/27/2018)
Talent Manager, Jackson Dad. Age 89.
Dude had eleven kids. We're amazed he made it to 89!




CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER (6/21/2018)
Political Columnist. Age 68.
Nailed.




ANTHONY BOURDAIN (6/8/2018)
Chef/TV Personality. Age 61.
Ate it!




KATE SPADE (6/5/2018)
Fashion Designer. Age 61.
Kate opted for a different type of bag this time.




JERRY MAREN (5/24/2018)
Munchkin. Age 98.
We knew he was short on time.




CLINT WALKER (5/21/2018)
Actor. Age 90.
Remember Clint in Kodiak? Yeah, neither do we.




JOSEPH CAMPANELLA (5/16/2018)
Actor. Age 93.
Apparently, he walked toward the Guiding Light.




TOM WOLFE (5/14/2018)
Author. Age 88.
Anagram time: Moot. Flew.




MARGOT KIDDER (5/13/2018)
Actress. Age 69.
Thank goodness we couldn't actually read her mind.
Seems like it was pretty scrambled up in there.




VERNE TROYER (4/21/2018)
Mini-Me. Age 49.
He should have ordered a short beer.




BARBARA BUSH (4/17/2018)
First Lady. Age 92.
She held more than 20 honorary doctorates and she still couldn't get George Jr. to pronounce "nuclear" properly.




HARRY ANDERSON (4/16/2018)
Actor, Comedian. Age 65.
Good Night Court.




ART BELL (4/13/2018)
Broadcaster, Author, Nut. Age 72.
Cause of death under investigation. Suspected: A government sponsored alien
infiltration which employed technology allowing the dead to return to earth and introduce
a yet unidentified virus into Art's water supply. We are told there are tapes and video. More to come....




MILOS FORMAN (4/13/2018)
Director. Age 86.
Bagtime.





MITZI SHORE (4/11/2018)
Comedy Club Owner. Age 87.
This woman all but gave birth to modern comedy.
Then she birthed Pauly Shore. Crazy, right?




SUSAN ANSPACH (4/2/2018)
Actress. Age 75.
From Five Easy Pieces to One Susan Ceases.




WINNIE MANDELA (4/2/2018)
Activist, Politician. Age 81.
Winnie the blue.




MORGANA KING (3/22/2018)
Singer, actress. Age 87.
Morgueana King.




STEPHEN HAWKING (3/14/2018)
Theoretical Physicist. Age 76.
Guess this is where theory meets reality.




DAVID OGDEN STIERS (3/3/2018)
Actor. Age 75.
D*E*A*D




NANETTE FABRAY (2/22/2018)
Actress. Age 97.
No! No! Nanette.




BILLY GRAHAM (2/21/2018)
Evangelist. Age 99.
Billy Graham and the last crusade.




MARTY ALLEN (2/12/2018)
Comedian. Age 95.
Goodbye dere.




VIC DAMONE (2/11/2018)
Singer. Age 89.
Singing Was the Easy Part. Breathing, now that was a bit tougher.




JOHN GAVIN (2/9/2018)
Actor. Age 86.
Imitation of Life.




JOHN MAHONEY (2/4/2018)
Actor. Age 77.
Anagram time: A Home Johnny.




MORT WALKER (1/27/2018)
Cartoonist. Age 94.
Morte Walker.




DOROTHY MALONE (1/19/2018)
Actress. Age 93.
The Big Sleep!




KEITH JACKSON (1/12/2018)
Sportscaster. Age 89.
Whoa, smelly!




JERRY VAN DYKE (1/5/2018)
Actor. Age 86.
You can say what you want about Jerry, but he wasn't a Dick.




BRENDAN BYRNE (1/4/2018)
Former NJ Governor. Age 93.
The Man Who Couldn't Be Bought just bought the farm.





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