THE GOODBYE GIRL
(and the farewell fella)

HELMUT KOHL (6/16/2017)
German Chancellor. Age 87.
Auf Wiedersehen.





BILL DANA (6/15/2017)
Comedian. Age 92.
My name So Gray Jimenez.





ADAM WEST (6/9/2017)
Actor. Age 83.
Roger. Ready to move out.





MANUEL NORIEGA (5/29/2017)
Dictator. Age 88.
Panama whacked.





GREG ALLMAN (5/27/2017)
Musician. Age 69.
We're pretty sure he caught something slow acting from Cher.





ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI (5/26/2017)
Diplomat, National Security Advisor. Age 89.
Deadski.





ROGER MOORE (5/23/2017)
Actor. Age 89.
Die and let live.





DINA MERRILL (5/22/2017)
Actress. Age 93.
What a Calamity.




ROGER AILES (5/18/2017)
TV excutive. Age 77.
Roger ails.




CHRIS CORNELL (5/17/2017)
Musician. Age 52.
Black hole, son.




POWERS BOOTHE (5/17/2017)
Actor. Age 68.
Philip Marlowe, Private die.




JONATHON DEMME (4/26/2017)
Director, Producer and Screenwirter. Age 73.
Something defiled.




ERIN MORAN (4/22/2017)
Actress. Age 56.
Joanie, go to your tomb.




AARON HERNANDEZ (4/19/2017)
Football Player. Age 27.
Reports seem to indicate it was a tight end.




J. GEILS (4/11/2017)
Guitarist and Band Leader. Age 71.
His blood runs cold...




DOROTHY MENGERING (4/11/2017)
Dave's Mom. Age 95.
"Guess Mom Dies"




DON RICKLES (4/6/2017)
Comedian. Age 90.
If you thought the Mr. Warmth moniker was sarcastic before...




CHUCK BARRIS (3/21/2017)
A True Genius. Age 87.
*GONG*. "Awww, Grim Reap., why'd you do that?"




DAVID ROCKEFELLER (3/20/2017)
Rich Banker. Age 101.
Come, let's mix where Rockefeller's
Lie in pits as cold as cellars.




JIMMY BRESLIN (3/19/2017)
Journalist. Age 88.
Black and white and dead all over....




CHUCK BERRY (3/18/2017)
Musician. Age 90.
Perhaps it was the rockin' pneumonia.




JOSEPH WAPNER (2/26/2017)
Judge. Age 97.
Case dismissed.




BILL PAXTON (2/25/2017)
Actor. Age 61.
Still Paxton.





ALAN COLMES (2/23/2017)
Radio/TV Commentator. Age 66.
Not only left of center, also south of sea level.





NORMA MCCORVEY (2/17/2017)
Jane Roe. Age 69.
Decidedly not pro-life.





SHIEKH OMAR ABDEL-RAHMAN (2/17/2017)
Terrorist. Age 78.
Le Shiekh, c'est freak(ing dead).





AL JARREAU (2/12/2017)
Singer/Musician. Age 76.
Croonblighting.




RICHARD HATCH (2/7/2017)
Actor. Age 71.
Houston, we have a problem. What? Wrong Apollo?




IRWIN COREY (2/6/2017)
"Professor." Age 102.
On sabbatical.




JOHN HURT (1/27/2017)
Actor. Age 77.
Obviously very badly hurt.




BARBARA HALE (1/26/2017)
Actress. Age 94.
Barbara pale. Barbara stale. At the end, Barbara couldn't inhale.




MIKE CONNORS (1/26/2017)
Actor. Age 91.
Man nixed.




MARY TYLER MOORE (1/25/2017)
Actress. Age 80.
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?




JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA (1/15/2017)
Wrestler. Age 73.
He was the first opponent of the Undertaker. The Undertaker won.




BUDDY GRECO (1/10/2017)
Singer. Age 90.
Cured by God.


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