DE-ANIMATOR

ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI (10/27/2019)
Terrorist. Age 48.
Whose your Baghdadi now?




JOHN CONYERS (10/27/2019)
Congressman. Age 90.
Gone Conyers.




ROBERT EVANS (10/26/2019)
Film Producer. Age 89.
Anagram: Absent Rover.




BILL MACY (10/17/2019)
Actor. Age 97.
It's no wonder. No one shops retail anymore.




RIP TAYLOR (10/6/2019)
Comedian. Age 84.
To hell with your Big Bang Theory Sheldon, this dude was Sheldon the Sea Genie!
Look it up.



GINGER BAKER (10/6/2019)
Musician. Age 80.
He's been waiting so long, to be where he's going.




DIAHANN CARROLL (10/4/2019)
Actress. Age 84.
Forget No Strings, no pulse.




JACQUES CHIRAC (9/26/2019)
Former French President. Age 86.
This dude's underwater adventures were simply unparalleled.




BARRON HILTON (9/19/2019)
Business Magnate. Age 91.
Checked out.




COKIE ROBERTS (9/17/2019)
Journalist. Age 75.
Odd nickname. Then again, she was quite popular in the '80s.




RIC OCASEK (9/15/2019)
Musician. Age 75.
You might think I'm crazy, but all I am is dead.




EDDIE MONEY (9/13/2019)
Musician. Age 70.
There's one ticket left...




T. BOONE PICKENS (9/11/2019)
Businessman. Age 95.
Ran out of energy.




ROBERT MUGABE (9/6/2019)
Former Leader of Zimbabwe. Age 91.
The dead basket of Africa.




VALERIE HARPER (8/30/2019)
Actress. Age 80.
Rhodakill.




DAVID KOCH (8/23/2019)
Businessman, Political Activist. Age 79.
David croak.




PETER FONDA (8/16/2019)
Actor. Age 79.
Easy R.I.Per.




JEFFREY EPSTEIN (8/10/2019)
Sex Offender. Age 66.
So young.




TONI MORRISON (8/5/2019)
Author. Age 88.
Boney Morrison.




RUTGER HAUER (7/19/2019)
Actor. Age 75.
Time to die.




JOHN PAUL STEVENS (7/16/2019)
Supreme Court Justice. Age 99.
Case Dismissed.




RIP TORN (7/9/2019)
Actor. Age 88.
R.I.P Torn.




ROSS PEROT (7/9/2019)
Businessman, Third Party Candidate. Age 89.
Moss Perot.




ARTE JOHNSON (7/3/2019)
Comedian, Actor. Age 90.
Verrrry interesting...




LEE IACOCCA (7/2/2019)
Businessman. Age 94.
He gave us the minivan. Gee, thanks Lee.




BETH CHAPMAN (6/26/2019)
Bounty Hunter. Age 51.
Fifty-one seems so young but it's 357 in Dog years.




MAX WRIGHT (6/26/2019)
Actor. Age 75.
Alien Lawn Food.




JUDITH KRANTZ (6/22/2019)
Author. Age 91.
Till We Meet Again...




GLORIA VANDERBILT (6/17/2019)
Socialite, Jean Lady. Age 95.
Her bottoms were purportedly the tops. Now her top is definitely at the bottom...of a six foot hole.




FRANCO ZEFFIRELLI (6/15/2019)
Producer, Director. Age 96.
Uh-oh spaghettio.




DOCTOR JOHN (6/6/2019)
Musician. Age 77.
Right Place, Wrong Time.




BART STARR (5/26/2019)
Football Player. Age 85.
A Starr is mourned.




CLAUS VON BULOW (5/25/2019)
Socialite. Age 92.
Reversal of fortune.




HERMAN WOUK (5/17/2019)
Author. Age 103.
A Hole in Texas (actually in Palm Springs).




I.M. PEI (5/16/2019)
Architect. Age 102.
UR Dead.




TIM CONWAY (5/14/2019)
Comedian. Age 85.
Some comedians are so amazing they transcend the genre.
Tim should be thankful he had an opportunity to work with Harvey Korman AND Don Knotts.



DORIS DAY (5/13/2019)
Actress. Age 97.
The future's clearly not hers to see.




PEGGY LIPTON (5/11/2019)
Actress. Age 72.
The sod squad.




PETER MAYHEW (4/30/2019)
Actor, Chewy. Age 74.
This time the Empire really struck back.




KEN KERCHEVAL (4/21/2019)
Actor. Age 83.
Ironically, Ken's final role is in a film titled Surviving in L.A.




GEORGIA ENGEL (4/12/2019)
Actress. Age 70.
Ms. Engel did not consult with physicians due to religious beliefs.
How'd that work out?



CHARLES VAN DOREN (4/9/2019)
Quiz show cheat. Age 93.
Well, he's certainly in the isolation booth now.




DICK DALE (3/16/2019)
Surf Guitar Master. Age 81.
Mr. Eliminated.




LUKE PERRY (3/4/2019)
Actor. Age 52.
Luke Perish.




ANDRE PREVIN (2/28/2019)
Composer/Arranger. Age 89.
Although he was a giant in his field, he never truly mastered the half nelson or the body slam.




KATHERINE HELMOND (2/23/2019)
Actress. Age 89.
Jessica Late.




PETER TORK (2/21/2019)
A Monkee. Age 77.
HEAD(stone).




KARL LAGERFELD (2/19/2019)
Fashion Designer. Age 85.
We're not sure about "feld," but we sure do like lager.




LYDON LAROUCHE (2/12/2019)
Political Activist. Age 96.
His movements had been quite irregular for some time now.




JAN MICHAEL VINCENT (2/10/2019)
Actor. Age 73.
Sans Michael Vincent




ALBERT FINNEY (2/7/2019)
Actor. Age 82.
Guess the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come was a little less accommodating this time.




KAYE BALLARD (1/21/2019)
Actress. Age 93.
She was the first person to record "Fly me to the Moon?" That's gotta count for something.




CAROL CHANNING (1/15/2019)
Actress. Age 97.
...You don't look well, Dolly.




MEL STOTTLEMYRE (1/13/2019)
Baseball Player and Coach. Age 77.
Life threw him a curve ball.




BOB EINSTEIN (1/2/2019)
Comedian, Super Dave Osborne. Age 76.



DARYL DRAGON (1/2/2019)
Musician, The Captain. Age 76.
Slain.


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