BREATHLESS!

BARBARA BUSH (4/17/2018)
First Lady. Age 92.
She held more than 20 honorary doctorates and she still couldn't get George Jr. to pronounce "nuclear" properly.




HARRY ANDERSON (4/16/2018)
Actor, Comedian. Age 65.
Good Night Court.




ART BELL (4/13/2018)
Broadcaster, Author, Nut. Age 72.
Cause of death under investigation. Suspected: A government sponsored alien
infiltration which employed technology allowing the dead to return to earth and introduce
a yet unidentified virus into Art's water supply. We are told there are tapes and video. More to come....




MILOS FORMAN (4/13/2018)
Director. Age 86.
Bagtime.





MITZI SHORE (4/11/2018)
Comedy Club Owner. Age 87.
This woman all but gave birth to modern comedy.
Then she birthed Pauly Shore. Crazy, right?




SUSAN ANSPACH (4/2/2018)
Actress. Age 75.
From Five Easy Pieces to One Susan Ceases.




WINNIE MANDELA (4/2/2018)
Activist, Politician. Age 81.
Winnie the blue.




STEPHEN HAWKING (3/14/2018)
Theoretical Physicist. Age 76.
Guess this is where theory meets reality.




DAVID OGDEN STIERS (3/3/2018)
Actor. Age 75.
D*E*A*D




NANETTE FABRAY (2/22/2018)
Actress. Age 97.
No! No! Nanette.




BILLY GRAHAM (2/21/2018)
Evangelist. Age 99.
Billy Graham and the last crusade.




MARTY ALLEN (2/12/2018)
Comedian. Age 95.
Goodbye dere.




VIC DAMONE (2/11/2018)
Singer. Age 89.
Singing Was the Easy Part. Breathing, now that was a bit tougher.




JOHN GAVIN (2/9/2018)
Actor. Age 86.
Imitation of Life.




JOHN MAHONEY (2/4/2018)
Actor. Age 77.
Anagram: A Home Johnny.




MORT WALKER (1/27/2018)
Cartoonist. Age 94.
Morte Walker.




DOROTHY MALONE (1/19/2018)
Actress. Age 93.
The Big Sleep!




KEITH JACKSON (1/12/2018)
Sportscaster. Age 89.
Whoa, smelly!




JERRY VAN DYKE (1/5/2018)
Actor. Age 86.
You can say what you want about Jerry, but he wasn't a Dick.




BRENDAN BYRNE (1/4/2018)
Former NJ Governor. Age 93.
The Man Who Couldn't Be Bought just bought the farm.





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